psychojello:

I miss the 2000s because there were so many fashion trends and moments when it was encouraged to look like a hot-ass mess. The Instagram age is this weird era of control and perfection and “eyebrows on fleek” blah blah like I miss when everyone walked around with last night’s eyeliner still on while wearing 25 stupid accessories at once dressed like you slept in trash or whatever.

shiro-is-my-existence:

DO NOT DOWNLOAD MYDOL

Guys, if you’re a K-Pop Stan, you may have heard of an app called Mydol, right? The premise is you input a call name and choose a K-Pop star to chat with, who is ‘AI’

This app is run by human traffickers

They will begin to ask you oddly specific questions, back into your camera and mic, and mask what they’re really doing by saying ‘the AI get smarter the more you talk!’

This isn’t true. You aren’t talking to AI, you’re talking to REAL PEOPLE!!

It makes you create an account, preferably by linking your twitter, google, or Facebook. If you have linked any of these social media platforms to a Mydol account, deactivate them right now

If you don’t trust me, just look a little more into the app online. Look at the screenshots. Tell me I’m wrong.

Spread. This. Please. I know you may not be into K-Pop, but I’m sure someone following may be, or know somebody who is. Even if you aren’t, you may have downloaded the app. This app is dangerous

TLDR; Mydol is an app run by human traffickers who pretend to be AI

(Reposting with more info and tagging more fandoms)

coolhotdad:

my perfect crime? I memorize the entirety of the macy’s store inventory. I then go on aliexpress.com and find exact replicas of every single purse in the store. I break in at 3am, and replace every purse with a cheaper version of the purse. I take my real purses home and open up an online store on the darknet featuring fake purses. I then sell these real purses as fake purses, making it so that when the feds catch on to my antics, they spend countless years trying to figure out who can replicate purses this well, and who is selling them. Soon an entire division of the FBI is dedicated to finding me and figuring out how my “fake” purses appear to be real. 45 years later they finally trace my ip address and break into my villa in texas and shoot me right in the leg when i attempt to flee. While this would normally not be a fatal wound, due to my constant devotion to my online fake real purse storefront i have suffered an iron deficiency for 35 years. My blood can’t clot and I start to bleed out. Turns out the woman who shot me was a girl who i made out with once in college, and she holds my dying body in her arms and asks me how my fake purses were so real. I spend the last moments of my fleeting life telling her about how every five years i break into a different Macy’s and replace all the purses, and that the purses I have been selling online for a severely discounted price were actually all real, and I have been doing this purely for the gag of it all. When my former college girlfriend gets home from work after rightfully murdering me for my crimes, she goes into her walk in closet, looks at the 13 gucci purses she owns, and realizes that they’re all fakes.

bidoof:

new yorker who works at a burger place: welcome to da boiga joint

new yorker who wants a burger: gimme a boiga

new yorker who works at a burger place: one boiga comin up

new yorker who cooks at the burger place: time ta cook a tasty boiga

goldenlouie:

books or movies? philoshopher’s stone or chamber of secrets? prisoner of azkaban, goblet of fire or half-blood prince? order of the phoenix or deathly hallows? slytherin or ravenclaw? gryffindor or hufflepuff? durmstrang or beauxbatons? chaser or beater? seeker or keeper?

mydeddyalabama:

halharl-infigar:

mydeddyalabama:

people that come on anti-father posts just to talk about their father being good to them????? like….he cant be that good of a father if he aint never told you to mind your fuckin business bitch

But yall stay choosing fathers day to make those posts like y'all ain’t got 364 other days to do it

idk maybe because a holiday called fathers day where people post about their fathers… all day reminds people of their aint shit ass fathers you ashy necked bitch